Chocolate and Guilt

“Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. 

Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. 

And it always feels good.”  

Lora Brody  

This says it all.  

If you are going to splurge, then just do it and get all the enjoyment out of it that you can. 

Then move on. 

Save the guilt for really bad decisions like cheap muffins or YouTube videos of cats. 

My other piece of chocolate advice is to enjoy real chocolate. Pass up the cheap pseudo chocolate and get the real thing. Assuming that you are keeping these splurges to a minimum then there is no time and little real budgetary difference to buying something that is a true experience.  

Savor it, enjoy the smell, the feel of it in your mouth, the taste, and the effect on your body and mind. 

Treat it like a good glass of wine or sex. Take your time and enjoy it. These are the things that elevate the human experience and add life to your years. 

You can thank me later.