I don’t have to repeat all the research on the health benefits of wine
Just do a search and you will find countless studies and articles on how drinking wine will reduce your risk of heart attack, heart disease, diabetes, stroke, and cataracts.
It will make you smarter, live longer, more attractive, and calm your nerves.
Wine is grain free, and full of vitamins. It is made from grapes so you can count it as one of your servings of fruit.
Wine will make you a better dancer so that you can get more primal dancing around the fire. Wine will also indisputably improve your sex life – and there is nothing more primal than sex.
Of all the things that we rationalize in our house, wine is the most common and the most creatively justified. We love our wine.
I am committed to my transhumanist agenda. It may sometimes appear that everything that I do is committed to that mission. This is clearly not always true. I am even more committed to balance. I seek balance in every part of my life. If I do not enjoy each day, then why would I want to live forever? I like wine, and I will drink wine. I do consider it the lesser of many evils. I enjoy beer too, but my gut tells me that it is not as good for me. Literally, my gut reacts to beer the same way it reacts to other grains. If I am going to consume grains, a good stout or porter is my favorite way to do so, but I still tend to reach for a good Cab instead.
Pop a cork my primal friends, and lets toast to our lengthy futures.